You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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