she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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