i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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