i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Everything about him screamed your future.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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