Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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