He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I lost the right to judge tonight
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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