Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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