Already got asked if we're dating
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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