That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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