i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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