I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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