You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
