Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
