i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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