he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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