so explain again why im purple
no
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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