There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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