I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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