new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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