mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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