am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
