We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
