I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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