Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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