vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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