question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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