fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
