i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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