week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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