Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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