she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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