oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I think my moral compass just broke
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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