Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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