Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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