Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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