dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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