When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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