id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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