I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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