My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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