Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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