So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm bleeding and have questions
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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