so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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