Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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