i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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