I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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