You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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