your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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