You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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