You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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