So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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