I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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