I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Buhtt sex?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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