did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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