So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
What a dumb baby whore.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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