We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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